FurSquared 2026 - Ren Fur Schedule

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Boozy Badger

Boozy is a Philadelphia (area) lawyer and comedian with a Southern attitude and a scaredy-cat nature. Equally likely to drop legal knowledge bombs and make fart jokes, he lives by the ideal that nobody should take themselves too seriously unless they're in front of a judge.

Links

Twitch Website Blue Sky

Activities

8 activities

Thursday

MST3K

9:00 PM2h Main Events (Crystal Ballroom)Audience Interactive (Game shows, competitions, etc.)Age Verified

Audience Interactive (Game shows, competitions, etc.)CharityAge Verified

Hosts:

Alkali Bismuth

Guests:

Boozy Badger, Pepper Coyote, Draggor, Iggy, so many more!

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 – furry style! Come join Alkali as we (and probably the whole room full of people) verbally rip a movie of our choosing to shreds! Hopefully this year’s movie will NOT have center screen wipes.

Friday

Mass Debation

5:00 PM1h Secondary Events (S201)Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / Comedy

Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / ComedyCharity

Hosts:

Boozy Badger

Guests:

Alkali Bismuth, Draggor, Friends

Yes, we're aware of the pun. Donate charity dollars to see teams debate two completely disparate things while Boozy torments the panelists.

Saturday

The Late Show With Boozy Badger

12:00 AM1h 30m Tertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / Comedy

Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / Comedy

Hosts:

Boozy Badger

A classic variety show in the form of a sardonic late night show.

Boozy's Legal Funhouse

11:00 AM1h Tertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / Comedy

Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / Comedy

Hosts:

Boozy Badger, Alkali Bismuth

Boozy and his legal layman, Alkali Bismuth, discuss legal news, with an explanation of how the legal principles are truly messed up. The pair look at an actual legal case, current or historical, in a lighthearted and profane manner as Boozy tries to get Alkali to understand the law really can be made up as one goes along.

Monkey Knife Fights

2:00 PM1h 30m Main Events (Crystal Ballroom)Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / Comedy

Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / ComedyCharity

Guests:

Alkali Bismuth, Boozy Badger

The comedy stylings of Boozy Badger and Akali Bismuth.

Sunday

Charity Auction

11:00 AM2h Secondary Events (S201)Charity

Charity

Hosts:

FurSquared

Guests:

Alkali Bismuth, Boozy Badger, Pandez

Think of the kittens and puppies! -- Also, buy neat stuff! Like a $110 McNugget

Boozy’s Basic Law

3:00 PM1h Tertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)Educational (Discussion, Presentation)

Educational (Discussion, Presentation)

Hosts:

Boozy Badger

Do you rely on Google for legal information? Has Reddit become your go to attorney? Stop in as Boozy discusses a basic legal concept in an educational, informational, and hopefully entertaining manner!

Now This Is How You Slay A Con

4:30 PM1h 30m Main Events (Crystal Ballroom)Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / Comedy

Entertainment / Non-musical Performance / ComedyConventionGuest of Honor

Hosts:

Alkali Bismuth, Boozy Badger, Tikku

What? The Faire is coming to a close?! Well, you know what to do! Come by for sea shanties, a couple of laughs and making the most merry before the gates close for the year. You have to work off all those pickles somehow!