FurSquared 2026 - Ren Fur Schedule
260 activities across 4 days
Tophatted Ferret
It was a bright cold day in April, & the clocks were striking thirteen. Laughably, a ferret had been made a guest at PDFC; they stocked up on libations for the thirsty mustelid. Indeed you heard right, the top hat wearing giant of a ferret has been invited to the very con you are attending! Knowing the convention had asked Alkali to write something about himself, the ferret got to work. Easygoing as he was, Alkali jumped at the chance to put his pen to paper. The sounds of frantic scribbling could be heard as he wrote facts on his very being. “Excellent cook, improve comic, kind of gay, HUGE fan of D&D and LARPing. “Quaint, kind, tall and loud” finished his description that all attendees would see. Unabashed by his description the ferret sat back in his chair, elated to be finished with the arduous task of describing himself. I know what you are asking, “why would Alkali write the story of him writing his entry rather than writing the entry himself”? Lament not my friends, for a true description of Alkali lies in one simple step. All one must do is read the first letter of every sentence.
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