Have a stand-up routine you want to try out? Want to tell a story you think will give us a chuckle? Come try it out at Fur Squared Open Mic! One could not ask for a friendlier atmosphere. After your act, be ready to receive some helpful good natured critiques from the panel hosts. All performers are limited to 3 to 5 minute sets depending on the panel turn out.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 – furry style! Come join Alkali as we (and probably the whole room full of people) verbally rip a movie of our choosing to shreds! Hopefully this year’s movie will NOT have center screen wipes.

A challenging hour of improv where Iggy tortures friends to do difficult and lesser known improv games, including long form improv and games you typically do not see played.

Are you getting law advice from Reddit? Do you believe you don’t need a lawyer because “you’ve seen enough Law and Order”? Boozy tells you why you’re wrong, and explains common misconceptions about the legal system.

A game show with a bunch of different games. Get a question correct, reveal pieces off of a Rebus puzzle. If your team can guess the puzzle, you win!

A charity debate panel where you vote with your dollars. Three debates on irrelevant topics picked from the audience, argued irreverently by the panelists, with the audience picking the winner.

Come one, come all to the auction hall! Where fantastic ghouls and ghosts have unearthed all kinds of shiny trinkets that could be yours, and yours alone...if you are the highest bidder!

Boozy and his legal layman, Alkali Bismuth, discuss legal news, with an explanation of how the legal principles are truly messed up. The pair look at an actual legal case, current or historical, in a lighthearted and profane manner as Boozy tries to get Alkali to understand the law really can be made up as one goes along.

Come out and see what happens behind the closed doors of conventions. Sit back and listen to the stories that you were never meant to find out about from our panel of convention staff and board members. Enjoy the stories and find out why that cop was shaking his head well laughing.

Come out and see some of the funniest people in the fandom performing in Improv games. This 100% off the cuff event will go to support our charity, so come one come all and see some of your favorite funny furs make fools of themselves. As with any Improv event, audience participation is bound to happen.

The haunting is done. The ghosts must leave. Conventus fuit, nunc est bibendum.