Alkali
17 activities
Thursday
Hosts:
Alkali
Guests:
Boozy Badger, Iggy
Have a stand-up routine you want to try out? Want to tell a story you think will give us a chuckle? Come try it out at Fur Squared Open Mic! One could not ask for a friendlier atmosphere. After your act, be ready to receive some helpful good natured critiques from the panel hosts. All performers are limited to 3 to 5 minute sets depending on the panel turn out.
Hosts:
Alkali
Guests:
Boozy Badger, Pepper, Draggor, Iggy & so many more!
Mystery Science Theatre 3000 – furry style! Come join Alkali as we (and probably the whole room full of people) verbally rip a movie of our choosing to shreds! Hopefully this year’s movie will NOT have center screen wipes.
Friday
Hosts:
Alkali
Is this your first time at a fun con? Or even just your first time at Fur Squared. Well come on in and learn the dos and Don’ts of being at a fur con. From dealing with fur suits to the 6/2/1 rule. A great way to start your convention and learn the best way to have a good time.
Hosts:
Iggy
Guests:
Alkali, Pandez
It's back and better than ever! The game of secret words! You and our celebrity guests team up to give the right clue to get your partner to say the secret word. Each of the five passwords in a round combine as clues towards a riddle to solve. Alkali still hates this game.
Hosts:
Iggy
Guests:
Alkali, Boozy Badger, Pokerwolf, Citrine, Chris, and more
A challenging hour of improv where Iggy tortures friends to do difficult and lesser known improv games, including long form improv and games you typically do not see played.
Hosts:
Alkali
Do you put on armor, run around in the forest throwing bird seed packets or just try to kill your friends with a rousing game of paper rock scissors? Well this is the panel to talk of all things LARP. Join Alkali and his 15+ years of LARP experience for this open discussion on the life of a Live Action Role-player. Please leave your dice at the door, they are not needed here.
Hosts:
Alkali
Guests:
Boozy
I have no idea what is going to happen at this charity event, but it is for a good cause. Show up, throw some money into the hat and enjoy the show. And for those of you that asked for this on twitter… I hope you’re happy.
Hosts:
Faelan
Guests:
Alkali, Draggor, MLW, Kashi
Join game-master Faelan as he subjects your con chair and special guests to a side-splitting adventure...After Dark! The more money you throw at charity, the more hilarious hazards I throw in their way!
Saturday
Hosts:
Iggy
Guests:
Alkali, Pandez
A game show where you and a celebrity guest compete to conquer the Pyramid! The game consists of listing things loudly until your teammate says the thing you're describing.
Hosts:
Alkali
Guests:
Draggor, Iggy
Based off of the popular TV show “Whose Line is it Anyway,” this is everyone’s chance to get up on stage and improvise with their fellow furs! A completely interactive panel, Whose Lion will feature such games as: Questions Only, Who’s Line, Party Quirks, and even World’s Worst. Hosted by Alkali, this panel is sure to be a good time for all!
Hosts:
Iggy
Guests:
Alkali, Boozy Badger, Status
A game show with a bunch of different games. Get a question correct, reveal pieces off of a Rebus puzzle. If your team can guess the puzzle, you win!
Hosts:
Boozy Badger
Guests:
Iggy, Alkali, QM
A charity debate panel where you vote with your dollars. Three debates on irrelevant topics picked from the audience, argued irreverently by the panelists, with the audience picking the winner.
Sunday
Hosts:
Alkali, Boozy Badger, Pandez
Come one, come all to the auction hall! Where fantastic ghouls and ghosts have unearthed all kinds of shiny trinkets that could be yours, and yours alone...if you are the highest bidder!
Hosts:
Boozy Badger
Guests:
Alkali
Boozy and his legal layman, Alkali Bismuth, discuss legal news, with an explanation of how the legal principles are truly messed up. The pair look at an actual legal case, current or historical, in a lighthearted and profane manner as Boozy tries to get Alkali to understand the law really can be made up as one goes along.
Hosts:
Alkali
Guests:
Boozy Badger
Come out and see what happens behind the closed doors of conventions. Sit back and listen to the stories that you were never meant to find out about from our panel of convention staff and board members. Enjoy the stories and find out why that cop was shaking his head well laughing.
Hosts:
Alkali
Guests:
Draggor, Boozy Badger, Pepper Coyote, Iggy
Come out and see some of the funniest people in the fandom performing in Improv games. This 100% off the cuff event will go to support our charity, so come one come all and see some of your favorite funny furs make fools of themselves. As with any Improv event, audience participation is bound to happen.
Hosts:
Alkali, Boozy Badger
The haunting is done. The ghosts must leave. Conventus fuit, nunc est bibendum.